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Disclaimer Monkey Says:

First off: unless otherwise noted, all images on this site fall under the Creative Commons 2.0 License. All images have been screened for commercial use permission.

This blog and all posts within it ARE NOT intended to diagnose or treat any medical condition. This information is not to be construed as medical advice. This blog’s purpose is to give writers a more realistic glimpse into the way bodies, injuries, and healthcare providers actually work, and the treatment that theoretical, fictional characters may or may not receive. Many of these posts are my best guess and what I can learn from (necessarily) brief research. Do not do this shit at home.

Should you choose to ignore the fact that these posts are intended to discuss fictional, not-real, hypothetical medical situations, by reading this blog, you agree to hold me completely blameless in any sequelae that should occur.

Do not read this, and think that you can save a life in the street, or that you can avoid seeing your doctor because Aunt Scripty said so, or that you can treat literally anything. I will laugh at you. If you have a medical emergency, call 911 (or the emergency services number in your area). If you are sick, go see a doctor. Do not try and treat yourself based on anything in this blog.

This blog expresses my views alone and does not reflect the views of any employer, agency, hospital, training organization, or accreditation I may or may not hold.

Seriously, though. Please don’t sue me. That would suck.

xoxo, Aunt Scripty